In which I'm left speechless

Sometimes you come across an outfit that is so outlandish, so bizarre, so hideous, so obviously an attempt by a pathetic loser to attract attention that a girl is left absolutely speechless, at least momentarily.

Such a situation presented itself when I saw Bobby Trendy's dressed for a night out and about.

Now I have no idea what this guy (girl?) is famous for, but I'm pretty sure he stole the ruffle off Marisa Tomei's SAG dress and turned it into a broach.

Courtney Love looked more normal in her flapper outfit.